Fans of the Wodcast Podcast (subscribe right now via iTunes or the Podcast app, strap in your sense and humor, and enjoy!) will understand:
I was writing a check to my local CrossFit affiliate, with an old crummy pen I found in a drawer. It was sticky, the ink wouldn't flow well, and I actually injured my hand pushing the pen across the check! That night it hurt like hell, was very stiff and audibly creaked. My wife, also a regular listener of the Wodcast Podcast, gave no mercy and laughed at me. This isn't a phantom Eddie Effit injury, it was real, lasted two days, and got me as much laughter as Eddie's do from Kenny and Armen.